You might be becoming conscious if … you have a sudden urge to cross your legs, close your eyes, and start chanting ‘om’ in the middle of a business meeting.
You might be becoming conscious if … you can’t sit down in front of the TV until you’ve checked in with your spirit guides.
You might be becoming conscious if … you have the irresistible urge to start plastering that old chevy in the yard with stickers of rainbows and unicorns.
You might be becoming conscious if … your Super Bowl party menu consists of gluten-free granola, celery sticks, tofu pizza and herbal tea (organic, of course).
You might be becoming conscious if … you tell your kids they can’t go do their homework until they’ve pulled an Angel Card and meditated on its deeper message.
You might be becoming conscious if … you really would rather spend that extra five bucks on the organicversion of the ‘death-by-chocolate’ cake with raspberry glaze and vanilla creme drizzle.
You might be becoming conscious if … you’ve missed the last 3 America Idol shows because your pile of personal development books keeps seducing you away (and getting bigger).
You might be becoming conscious if … your belly-button really does become more interesting than the boys at the bar.
You might be becoming conscious if … you have a sudden ‘aha!’ about Rosey Grier and needle point.
You might be becoming conscious if … Fox News triggers sudden burst of hysterical laughter followed by - as soon as you can catch your breath – hitting the ‘off’ button
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